Confessions of a Crazy Cat Lady

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

historicaltimes:

Australian troops storm an Ottoman trench during the bloody battle of Anzac, Gallipoli. 1915.

historicaltimes:

Australian troops storm an Ottoman trench during the bloody battle of Anzac, Gallipoli. 1915.

whowinsdares:

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.

Lest we forget.

rinface:

sammylumpkins:

I love them. 

HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

OH MY GOD THE DBZ REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE O.O

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An accurate representation of my social skills

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"Everybody wants to be a cat."

"Everybody wants to be a cat."

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riseofthebigfour:

sawebee:

zeebeey:

sobbing

me too

this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried. 

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